I don’t want it to get colder. But I don’t like it hot neither. But I don’t like now, because now is when you don’t know if you want a cold drink or a hot drink. The hot one is too hot sometimes and the cold one is too cold sometimes.

Ukitake-sama, can I get you something to drink?

I FOUND MONEY BY THE SNACK MACHINE!!!

...but I don't think it's enough to get anything with.

Once I thought I saw some money on the floor of the elevator but it was just gum. I think it was still there that time I got stuck in there.

I'm sorry I broke the computer.

I don't know how I did it.

Please don't fire me? I need the money so I can not-work for other people.

AND KIYONE I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE YOU SAY.

That report isn't due until the end of the quarter, right?

...Uhhh... Ukitake-sama... did you really need those customer files today then, right?

Maybe later? When my files come back?

Uhhhhhhhhhh............tech support?

Help?


[ooc: somebody used a system restore and lost all his files :X have fun with that. D: ]

I'm wet.

Does our company make any super special paper towels? That would be good to have. Can I have some?

...my keyboard is we

Um...Chairman Kyouraku? ...um...Taichou Ukitake-sama said I should take off my clothes... but I still don't want to show you my underwear. So don't think it's for you.


[ooc: KIYONE COVER YOUR EYES It's true. Also, that "taichou" is to him slipping into Yakuza mode, it's erased.]

Um... I’m back.

Did I miss anything important?

Oh yeah and I have to move and stuff so my paycheck has to go someplace else then where it’s going now. And don’t tell anybody I’m moving, either. But there’s paperwork that’s got to be filled out, right?

Mom…

I got to um…

The phone rang and I picked it up and stuff and...um…

Can I go home? Well, I’m not really going home. I got to do some stuff...like...wills and stuff and...

My mom’s dead.

Why’s it called a press conference? What do you press on?

…oh and um…I wrote an “I’m sorry” note to that guy from the elevator. But he didn’t write back so I think he’s still mad at me. I didn't steal his computer I gave it back!

I’m not saying who but SOME PEOPLE should be adults and not have SNOW BALL FIGHTS on their lunch break because that’s not what people with REAL JOBS do!

I’m just saying that SOMEBODY should learn to grow up! That means YOU booger face!

…and if anybody brings up the elevator, I’m gonna break your face. Only not really because then I’d be fired. BUT I’D REALLY WANT TO.

A;LSKJK;JLKNJ GET ME OUT OF HERE! STUPID STUPID ELEVATOR! I REALLY HAVE TO PEE NOW AND SLEEPING ON THE STICKY FLOOR WASN'T FUN!

...Oh and if a customer says I stole their laptop they LIE LIE LIE I'm only borrowing.

I WANT OUT NOOOOWWWW!!!

So um…who broke our fax machine? It wasn’t me. I definitely know how to use it. You press the green button and put in numbers and put the paper in upside down and there’s NO WAY I could have done it wrong. I’m just sayin. No reason.

Dr. Unohana? I’m going to e-mail you with a question and not put it here because it’s a secret.

[ooc: Lol, Sentarou you fail on all accounts.]

So…this new phone thing...it’s really expensive. Doesn’t it cost a lot less than that to make? I kind of don’t get it…

Does that guy get to come back to work or what?

I’m tired of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

WHY THE HELL IS IT RAINING?!

Does anybody have a towel I can borrow?

…oh and an umbrella for later. maybe I shouldn’t use the computer while I’m still wet…

So uh…what exploded again? Is it safe over there now?

What if…

Ukitake-sama! Somebody from…something-something called while you were in the bathroom…Should I have told them to hang on? They sounded like a gaij foreign…

That was kind of scary.

You think these people will leave now? There sure are a lot...I wouldn't want to stick around after that if I didn't work here. Never know what they're doing over there.

Uhhh...does anybody know when you're filling out an office supply form, that number next to the item thingy box means how much you want to order, right? I broke the hole punch again. And at the lines at the bottom, what does "Place of Employ" mean?

Look, nothing happened, and I don’t want to talk about it.

Stop asking questions and stop looking at me funny! That means YOU.

I’M FINE.

I really don’t want to walk to the bus today. Is a taxi expensive or something?


[ooc: Sentarou is quite beat up today as per the events in his comment in the "what did I do" thread. Erm, might have a cracked rib. Maybe.]

I can’t find my stapler. I bet Kiyone stole it. I keep telling her that’s MINE.

Going to work at night was weird. I had to get on a different bus and everything.

…we don’t get paid for that, do we?